Barney Fife
What does Barney Franks, Barney Fife, and Barney Rubble all have in common?
They are all stumbling, bumbling, idiots and are too dumb to know it. Ah....ignorance is bliss.
Peter H....what's wrong pal...can't stand a little humor in your life? Pull your shorts out of the crack of your azz .....you'll feel better.
You are quite correct, they are all schmucks.
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